i don’t know how i came across these but apparently on deviantart there is a whole fanbase of adults dedicated to thomas the tank engine which is fine i guess but here are some deviantart stamps i never expected to see in my lifetime
People on twitter are making fun of the new sonic game for taking itself too seriously.
Stand aside, you fucking weaklings. I’ve had to spend over a decade watching Sonic try to water itself down and produce bland green-hill-zone nostalgia bait garbage to avoid the wrath of dorks on the internet.
Sonic is gonna be fucking cringe again and I can’t wait. I want the cartoon animal story to take itself dead fucking seriously and pump itself full of jrpg writing. You motherfuckers can’t take it away from me now that I have it back.
“meh meh megh meh sonic has too many characters” go buy the 100th rerelease of the genesis games you crusty dweeb im gonna listen to nu-metal and play sonic 06 again
Imagine being a unicorn or some shit in the mlp world and getting absolutely yonkers on horse ketamine or whatever they use as drugs there for the first time and you black out and wake up under an overpass with no memory of the last 2 days and this is your new cutie mark
Okay, I get this is funny and all, but… Striders are basically animals. So this was probably very distressing for the strider, especially since synths tend to be very attached to their handlers. So, yeah, ACPAB, but let’s not make jokes about animal abuse, mkay
The person who ran next to your car when you were a child.
Shoutout to those that never imagined this guy and get really confused when they see everyone agree that they saw them as a kid. My favorite collective hallucination.